Tourist Distractions

A show about the worst reviews on the best places. We share our favorite one-star reviews on historical sites and other tourist attractions as we laugh at the ridiculousness found within as well as discuss the value of these places and contemplate general perspective.

Episodes

Pilot Episode - Palace of Versailles/Freedom Tower

In this previously unreleased test run, Tom discusses and reads reviews of the Palace of Versailles in Versailles, France and Jordan talks about the Freedom Tower in New York City, New York.

June 12, 2018 • 57:49

Episode 14 - Tower of London

Tom discusses and reads reviews of the Tower of London in London, England with special guest Matt Duffy.

June 05, 2018 • Episode 14 • 1:49:48

Episode 13 - The Louvre

Jordan discusses and reads reviews of the Louvre in Paris, France.

May 29, 2018 • Episode 13 • 1:10:24

Episode 12 - Chichen Itza

Tom discusses and reads reviews of Chichen Itza in Mexico.

May 22, 2018 • Episode 12 • 49:45

Episode 11 - Grand Canyon

Jordan discusses and reads reviews of the Grand Canyon in Arizona.

May 15, 2018 • Episode 11 • 1:04:25

Episode 10 - Notre Dame Cathedral/St. Peter's Basilica

Tom discusses and reads reviews of Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, France and Jordan talks about St. Peter's Basilica in Vatican City.

May 08, 2018 • Episode 10 • 1:41:20

Episode 9 - Prambanan Temple/Sistine Chapel

Jordan discusses and reads reviews of the Prambanan Temple in Central Java, Indonesia and Tom talks about the Sistine Chapel in Vatican City.

May 01, 2018 • Episode 9 • 1:44:03

Episode 8 - Machu Picchu/Statue of Liberty

Tom discusses and reads reviews of Machu Picchu in Peru and Jordan talks about the Statue of Liberty in New York, New York.

April 24, 2018 • Episode 8 • 1:46:06

Episode 7 - Easter Island/Angkor Wat

Jordan discusses and reads reviews of the Easter Island and Tom talks about Angkor Wat in Cambodia.

April 17, 2018 • Episode 7 • 1:40:42

Episode 6 - Petra/Stonehenge

Tom discusses and reads reviews of the ancient city of Petra in Jordan and Jordan talks about Stonehenge.

April 10, 2018 • Episode 6 • 1:15:58

Episode 5 - Great Pyramid of Giza/Great Wall of China

Jordan discusses and reads reviews of the Great Pyramid of Giza in Giza, Egypt and Tom talks about the Great Wall of China.

April 03, 2018 • Episode 5 • 2:02:04

Episode 4 - Liberty Bell/Christ the Redeemer

Tom discusses and reads reviews of the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and Jordan talks about Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil..

March 27, 2018 • Episode 4 • 56:57

Episode 3 - The Colosseum/Eastern State Penitentiary

Jordan discusses and reads reviews of the Colosseum in Rome, Italy and Tom talks about Eastern State Penitentiary in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

March 20, 2018 • Episode 3 • 1:04:22

Episode 2 - Parthenon/Alcatraz

Tom discusses and reads reviews of the Parthenon in Athens, Greece and Jordan talks about Alcatraz in San Francisco, California.

March 13, 2018 • Episode 2 • 59:51

Episode 1 - Taj Mahal/Gettysburg

Jordan discusses and reads reviews of the Taj Mahal in Agra, India and Tom talks about the Gettysburg Battlefield in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania.

March 06, 2018 • Episode 1 • 57:13

Introduction

Tom and Jordan introduce themselves as well as the basic concepts and what to expect of the show.

March 05, 2018 • 24:22